There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
We had sex on a dog bed..
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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