Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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