just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Randomize
