i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
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He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
this hospital has no fireball
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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