I'm really into asian looking animals
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I just forgot I was standing up.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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