so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
The beers last night were like the tears from god
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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