Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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