He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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