I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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