there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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