Soap is not a condiment
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
So apparently I’m into choking now
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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