is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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