I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
