are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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