i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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