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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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