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Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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