Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
