after a month anything with tits is on the radar
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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