Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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