i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
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Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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