If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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