Only a mothe r could love this liver
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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