I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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