butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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