hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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