Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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