are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
