I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
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no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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