I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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