There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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