Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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