there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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