He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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