If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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