you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He felt like a one man threesome
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
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