so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
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Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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