what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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