i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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