Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
