Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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