if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
