so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
don't judge my taste in strippers
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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