not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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