Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I intend to get homeless drunk
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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