"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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