if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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