I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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