sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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