just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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