I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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