Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i just google imaged poop.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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