I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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