So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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