i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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