adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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