Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
