ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
So. Much. Porn.
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